Karl Pichotta
Education
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High School: Diploma.
- Graduated with:
- Grade Point Average. Went to Prom.
- College: Graduated College.
- Books read:
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How to Succeed with Buisness.
Some math books, very fast at math.
Computers guidebook.
Past employment
Miracle Gasoline
Position: Gasoline taster.
Responsibilities: Taste gasoline: flavor, bouquet, mouthfeel.
Reason for Leaving: Snuggles misunderstanding.
Borkin & Associates
Position: Insultant.
Responsibilities: Insult, humiliate clients.
Reason for Leaving: Escorted off premises.
Club Zero
Position: Bouncer.
Responsibilities: Ensure unruly customers remain off premises.
Reason for Leaving: Too much arm strength, too much crying.
Skills
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Good people skills (kissing, hugging, etc.).
Microsoft Internet Explorer certified.
Very creative at thoughts.
Certification for proper use of Microsoft Internet Explorer to perform mission-critical Internet tasks.
Demonstrated actualization of potential.
Familiar to computers (i.e. Microsoft Internet Explorer, and so on).