Karl Pichotta


Education


Past employment

Miracle Gasoline

Position: Gasoline taster.
Responsibilities: Taste gasoline: flavor, bouquet, mouthfeel.
Reason for Leaving: Snuggles misunderstanding.

Borkin & Associates

Position: Insultant.
Responsibilities: Insult, humiliate clients.
Reason for Leaving: Escorted off premises.

Club Zero

Position: Bouncer.
Responsibilities: Ensure unruly customers remain off premises.
Reason for Leaving: Too much arm strength, too much crying.

Skills


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