High School: Diploma.
- Graduated with:
- Grade Point Average. Went to Prom.
- College: Graduated College.
- Books read:
How to Succeed with Buisness.
Some math books, very fast at math.
Position: Gasoline taster.
Responsibilities: Taste gasoline: flavor, bouquet, mouthfeel.
Reason for Leaving: Snuggles misunderstanding.
Borkin & Associates
Responsibilities: Insult, humiliate clients.
Reason for Leaving: Escorted off premises.
Responsibilities: Ensure unruly customers remain off premises.
Reason for Leaving: Too much arm strength, too much crying.
Good people skills (kissing, hugging, etc.).
Microsoft Internet Explorer certified.
Very creative at thoughts.
Certification for proper use of Microsoft Internet Explorer to perform mission-critical Internet tasks.
Demonstrated actualization of potential.
Familiar to computers (i.e. Microsoft Internet Explorer, and so on).